Jessi and Balayya

KEEKA JOKE>> DNt miss
Balayya in the movie YE Maya CHESAVE

JESSI: Ne age entha?

BALAYYA: just 55

JESSI: Naku 22. Paravaledu, ma nanna adigithe thatha lanti vadivi ani chepestha

BALAYYA: I dont wanna be ur thatha jessi

JESSI: Nakuu akkarledu. Already oka thatha unadu saripoda naku

BALAYYA: Naku kuda oka manavaralu undi. Ippatnunchi prapanchamlo unna ammailu andaru na manavaralle, oka nuvvu thappa
Jessi: Enduku

BaALAYYA: Adantha ippudu cheppalenu. Na cinema SIMHA lo chudu ***

Bala krishna B.Tech Exam

Bala krishna B.Tech exams rastunadu.
Oka roju marks takkuva vachai ani lecturer kidite.

blaiah dialog

" Orey internals pedite copy kodata,
Labs lo choosi reading vesta. Xternals lo Slips pedata.

Nakodaka !

Rayadam moalu petaka a answer a Questiondo telusukovataniki varam pattudi.

FAther and Son

Father: why did you fail when your classmates all are passed?
Son: ha ha ha nanna pandhule gumpuga pass avutayi kani simham
single ga pass avuthundi...

Balakrishna jokes

If balakrishna,
Jr Ntr,
Harikrishna,
Kalyanram,
Tarakaratna,

Are sailing in a boat,

if it sinks who will be safe?
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Telugu Film Industry... ha ha ha ha ha



if you have jokes in your mobile then share now, write your jokes in comment block then every one will read.

Jr.Ntr: Babai Naku recharge chepinchu naa mobile lo Balance ledu.
Balayya: Enduku ra na dantlo full Balance undi nee Bluetooth on chesuko nenu Pampisthanu..

cool message

I aimed at a beautiful flower in the branches of a tall tree..

But I lost my balance & fell into a pond...

I got very disappointed..

My eyes were filled with tears...

But when I regained calmness, I saw many beautiful Lotuses floating around me..!!

This is life...

God makes u fall at times, to fill ur life with good virtues..

Life takes away what u desire, to give u more than what u desired for.!! Gudmrg.. :-)

Doctor 2 Balayya:  I am Sorry Babu garu...meeku Brain tumor undi...

Balayya:  hammayaaaaaaa....idokati chalu doctor naku brain undi ani cheppukovataniki chala chala thanks....

A scientist and Faculty joke

A scientist was doing an experiment.
He removed a man's brain n went to rest.
When he came back the man was missing.
The scientist began searching, after some years-
he met that man in a bus stop.
Then the scientist asked what were you doing all dis time without brain.
He replied I am working as a faculty in IIT Bangolre College.

Sardar Oka kotha colour TV Joke

Sardar oka kotha colour TV theesukunadu danni 1 baket neetilo munchadu.

Yenduku?

Y?

Y?

Y?

oorike

colour pothunda ledha ani chuttaniki...

ha ha haa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Enti babay chair kothaga undi eppdu konnavu.

Jr.Ntr: Enti babay chair kothaga undi eppdu konnavu...? 

Balaya: Ninna Audio function ki vellmu " TAKE YOUR SEAT" annaru ra...

A boy and Aunty joke

A boy gave lift 2 aunty 2 her house.

Aunty:-baga nite aindi babu.e nite ki ma 'bittu' rum lo paduko.

Boy:-vaddu aunty.guest rum lo padukunta. Boy slept in guest rum.Nxt mrng a beautiful gal came 2 boy n gave cofee.boy askd who r u.she said,'nenu bittu ni..mari meeru?

'Boy:- pichi na kodukuni.

GUD Aftrn......

Balayya and Interviewer

Balayya has applied for a job in mobile company and he was thrown out for answering the first question itself...

You know what was the question?
Interviewer: Which is the best and biggest network
and the answer was an amazing one.....
Balayya: CARTOON NETWORK.......

A boy and God joke

A Boy prayed: Oh god, give me 1bag full of money,
a job, 1big vehicle & many girls!

GOD: Ur wish is fulfilled & he became a

CONDUCTOR in a LADIES BUS...

Keep smiling good evening

After Tollywood T20match.

1) After Tollywood T20match.

Jr.Ntr: Enduku babai umpire ni kottavu...?
Balaya: Nenu bowling chestunnapudu vadu nannu "OVER AINDI" ani Thittadura anduke kottanu ra .....!

Boy, Girls Sexy joke

Girl:It?s 2 tight

Boy:Don?t worry,I?ll do it slowly

Gal:Push it in,

Boy:Ah..I cant

Gal:It?s painful

Boy:Forget it

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i buy anodr wedng ring.

Balayya and Yamudu Jokes

Yamudu: Balayya, ivaltiki nee aayusshu chellinadi.. ninnu teesukunipovutake nenu vacchindi.. Nee aakhari korika emiti?

Balayya: Please okasari meeru naa cinemalu chudandi.....


Yamudu: Rascal, Idiot nenu neeku sketch vesthe nuvvu naake sketch vesthunnava?