Balakrishna to lose weight..

Balakrishna to lose weight..
The doctor told Balakrishna that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would
lose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Balayya called the doctor to report that he had
lost the weight, but he had a problem.
Doctor : "What's the problem?"
Balayya: "I'm 2400 kms from home

Akbar&Balaya best friends

Akbar&Balaya best friends .,.Balayawent 2 madjid with akbar

Akbar:  allahooakbar
Balayya:  allahoobalayya 

Jr.Ntr:-babai seat chala

Jr.Ntr:-babai seat chala bagundhi ekkadidi ?
Balayya:-ninna oka interview ki vella ra vallu take u r seat annaru ade idi..!
J.Ntr:-nuvvu keka babai

Teacher: solve the problem

Teacher: solve the problem sin x=6n
Balakrishna: cancel two n's in both sides
Teacher: !!!!!!!!!!

Balaya: Arey nee mobile lo time 11pm

Balaya: Arey nee mobile lo time 11pm ani pettuko ra..
Ntr: Enduku Babai...?
Balaya: Naku night balance undi ra phone chestanu..

Jr NTR : Babai water nundi current enduku teestharu..

Jr Ntr: Babai water nundi current enduku teestharu...?
Balaya: Aala tiyakapothe manamu snanam chesetapudu shock kodatadi kadara...

Balaya and Director

Director : U have 2 jump in 2 swimming pool 4m 100th floor
Balayya : i dont know swimming
Director : Dont worry there is no water in pool.
Balayya : Aithe ...keka puttishaaa

Balayya(Begger): amma talli dharmam cheyamma

Balayya(Begger): amma talli dharmam cheyamma nenu mugavadni matladalenu.

Lady: pakka intlo poyi adugu naku chevudu em vinapadadhu

Jr Ntr: Babai nuvu evari kanna i Love you ani cheppava...?

Jr Ntr: Babai nuvu evari kanna i Love you ani cheppava...? 

Balaya: cheppanu Kani i 2 love you antundi ra aa rendo vadevado ardham kavatam ledu...

Balaya & Ntr walking on d road.They saw 1000rs note on d road.
Ntr: babay manam fifty fifty teesukundam..?
Balaya: mari migilina 900 em cheddam ra..

Congrats sir me intlo mahalakshmilanti kuthuru putindi

Nurse: Congrats sir me intlo mahalakshmilanti kuthuru putindi .....

Balaya: Are yem technology, wife hospital lo unite Kuthuru intlo ela putindi..........????

Balayya writing B.Tech exams with other actors

Balayya writing BTech exams with other actors,and their dialogues
about putting slips and copying

BALAKRISHNA: Kumaraswamy, Gopalaswamy, Nagendraswamy ila muggurru
slippulu petti dorikipothe, eesari slip pettevaadu kaani,
dorikevaadu kakudadani mokki mari pettadu ra maa nanna slipswamy ani....

CHIRU : Nuvvu 3 slips pettu, maro mugguriki 3 slips pettamani
cheppu.


MAHESH BABU: Yenni slips pettaamani kaadhu annayya, Question
diginda leda.


SAI KUMAR: Kanipinche ee 3 papers, Question paper, Main paper,
Additional paper aithe, Kanipinchani aa 4 va paper era Slipppuu
aaaa.


VENKATESH: any exam, any center, single slip, ganesh haaaaa.

RAVI TEJA: Oi...! Ee school ki entho mandi lecturers vastu untaru
potu untaru, kaani chanti gaadu localllllll. Tiyandi ra slippulu.


JR NTR: Ee college lo modata slip pettindi ma taata. Dorikindi ma
taata.
vatitho meerenti sir nannu peekedi.

PAWAN KALYAN : akkada oka china paper undi anta, adi memu chusam
anta, ha.Main sheet, paper lo ni bhagame. Slip, paper lo ni
bhagame. Main sheet chuste kopam raledu, Slip chuste kopam
vachindi. Enduku ani nennu prasnistunanu anteeeee


RAMCHARAN TEJA: Questions ekkuva aina paravaledu lecturer, slip lu
takkuva kaakunda choosuko.

Ballaya to shopkeeper

Ballaya to shopkeeper: oka 8th class book ivvandi

shopkeeper:stock ledu

ballaya:aithe rendu 4th class books ivvandi repu exam undi naku

Sardhar&Ballyya walking on road

1s Sardhar&Ballyya walking on road, de found Rs.1000/-. 
Sardhar said we'll share 50-50, den ballayya asked him what about remaining Rs.900/- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Balayya:high volatage problem TV poyindi,

Balayya:high volatage problem TV poyindi,AC,Frdg ani poyayi,
jr.ntr:VGuard stabilser leda babai?
Balayya:my gudluck adi ledu unte adi kuda poyundedhi

Heros are writing exams

Heros r writing exam
in exam evry on asked to write their flop film names
all are writing

suddenly heared a voice sir additional sheet please
inkevaru mana baalayyeee

ee joke chaalaa madniki telusu anukuntaa ippudu kotthadi


all heros writing exam
in exam evry on asked to write their HIT film names
all are writing

then some one shouted

"nooooo this is out of syllabus " evaro ardhamyyindi anukuntaaa

Balayya unexpectedly Falls

Balayya unexpectedly falls into a sea because of some whirlpool... and he sees a fish in it, he suddenly picks up the fish and throws it on to the shore and says... "NENU ELAGO CHACCHIPOTHUNNA... KANEESAM NUVVAINA BRATHUKU"
then jr.ntr from shore..
Jr.NTR- baabai nuvuu devudivi baabaai... (kalla neellato..)

Jr.Ntr:Babai eddo kotha college kaduthunavanta

Jr.Ntr:  Babai eddo kotha college kaduthunavanta...?
College name enti Babai..?
Bal Krishna: " BALAYYA MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGIEERING"

Balayya, Harikrishna and Friend Joke

A friend of Balayya asks him a question:
Friend: khali kadupuna(empty stomach) nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu?
Balayya: 6
Friend: kaadu nuvvu okkati kante ekkuva tinalevu....
Balayya: Ala ela autundi.. sare naaku prove chesi chupinchu. ani antadu..
Friend: ok.. nuvvu okka idli thinna ventane.. adi khali kadupu avvadu kada???
Balayya: abba super joke cheppav ra.. maa annayyani kuda aduguthanu.. ani akkadi nundi vellipothadu...

Balayya goes to his brother Harikrishna & asks him the same question:

Balayya: Annayya. khali kadupuna nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu..
Harikrishna: 10
Balayya: Cha 6 ani cheppi unte neekoka super joke cheppevadini...

Jessi and Balayya

KEEKA JOKE>> DNt miss
Balayya in the movie YE Maya CHESAVE

JESSI: Ne age entha?

BALAYYA: just 55

JESSI: Naku 22. Paravaledu, ma nanna adigithe thatha lanti vadivi ani chepestha

BALAYYA: I dont wanna be ur thatha jessi

JESSI: Nakuu akkarledu. Already oka thatha unadu saripoda naku

BALAYYA: Naku kuda oka manavaralu undi. Ippatnunchi prapanchamlo unna ammailu andaru na manavaralle, oka nuvvu thappa
Jessi: Enduku

BaALAYYA: Adantha ippudu cheppalenu. Na cinema SIMHA lo chudu ***

Bala krishna B.Tech Exam

Bala krishna B.Tech exams rastunadu.
Oka roju marks takkuva vachai ani lecturer kidite.

blaiah dialog

" Orey internals pedite copy kodata,
Labs lo choosi reading vesta. Xternals lo Slips pedata.

Nakodaka !

Rayadam moalu petaka a answer a Questiondo telusukovataniki varam pattudi.

FAther and Son

Father: why did you fail when your classmates all are passed?
Son: ha ha ha nanna pandhule gumpuga pass avutayi kani simham
single ga pass avuthundi...

Balakrishna jokes

If balakrishna,
Jr Ntr,
Harikrishna,
Kalyanram,
Tarakaratna,

Are sailing in a boat,

if it sinks who will be safe?
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Telugu Film Industry... ha ha ha ha ha



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Jr.Ntr: Babai Naku recharge chepinchu naa mobile lo Balance ledu.
Balayya: Enduku ra na dantlo full Balance undi nee Bluetooth on chesuko nenu Pampisthanu..

cool message

I aimed at a beautiful flower in the branches of a tall tree..

But I lost my balance & fell into a pond...

I got very disappointed..

My eyes were filled with tears...

But when I regained calmness, I saw many beautiful Lotuses floating around me..!!

This is life...

God makes u fall at times, to fill ur life with good virtues..

Life takes away what u desire, to give u more than what u desired for.!! Gudmrg.. :-)

Doctor 2 Balayya:  I am Sorry Babu garu...meeku Brain tumor undi...

Balayya:  hammayaaaaaaa....idokati chalu doctor naku brain undi ani cheppukovataniki chala chala thanks....

A scientist and Faculty joke

A scientist was doing an experiment.
He removed a man's brain n went to rest.
When he came back the man was missing.
The scientist began searching, after some years-
he met that man in a bus stop.
Then the scientist asked what were you doing all dis time without brain.
He replied I am working as a faculty in IIT Bangolre College.

Sardar Oka kotha colour TV Joke

Sardar oka kotha colour TV theesukunadu danni 1 baket neetilo munchadu.

Yenduku?

Y?

Y?

Y?

oorike

colour pothunda ledha ani chuttaniki...

ha ha haa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Enti babay chair kothaga undi eppdu konnavu.

Jr.Ntr: Enti babay chair kothaga undi eppdu konnavu...? 

Balaya: Ninna Audio function ki vellmu " TAKE YOUR SEAT" annaru ra...

A boy and Aunty joke

A boy gave lift 2 aunty 2 her house.

Aunty:-baga nite aindi babu.e nite ki ma 'bittu' rum lo paduko.

Boy:-vaddu aunty.guest rum lo padukunta. Boy slept in guest rum.Nxt mrng a beautiful gal came 2 boy n gave cofee.boy askd who r u.she said,'nenu bittu ni..mari meeru?

'Boy:- pichi na kodukuni.

GUD Aftrn......

Balayya and Interviewer

Balayya has applied for a job in mobile company and he was thrown out for answering the first question itself...

You know what was the question?
Interviewer: Which is the best and biggest network
and the answer was an amazing one.....
Balayya: CARTOON NETWORK.......

A boy and God joke

A Boy prayed: Oh god, give me 1bag full of money,
a job, 1big vehicle & many girls!

GOD: Ur wish is fulfilled & he became a

CONDUCTOR in a LADIES BUS...

Keep smiling good evening

After Tollywood T20match.

1) After Tollywood T20match.

Jr.Ntr: Enduku babai umpire ni kottavu...?
Balaya: Nenu bowling chestunnapudu vadu nannu "OVER AINDI" ani Thittadura anduke kottanu ra .....!

Boy, Girls Sexy joke

Girl:It?s 2 tight

Boy:Don?t worry,I?ll do it slowly

Gal:Push it in,

Boy:Ah..I cant

Gal:It?s painful

Boy:Forget it

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i buy anodr wedng ring.

Balayya and Yamudu Jokes

Yamudu: Balayya, ivaltiki nee aayusshu chellinadi.. ninnu teesukunipovutake nenu vacchindi.. Nee aakhari korika emiti?

Balayya: Please okasari meeru naa cinemalu chudandi.....


Yamudu: Rascal, Idiot nenu neeku sketch vesthe nuvvu naake sketch vesthunnava?

Girl and Boy Joke

GIRL:- NUVVU MONTHLY ENNISARLU SHAVE CHESTHAVU?

BOY:-MONTHLY KAADU ROJUKI 30 NUNDI 40 SAARLU

GIRL:-MENTALODIVA?

BOY:-KAADU MANGALODINI-