Jr.Ntr:-babai seat chala

Jr.Ntr:-babai seat chala bagundhi ekkadidi ?
Balayya:-ninna oka interview ki vella ra vallu take u r seat annaru ade idi..!
J.Ntr:-nuvvu keka babai

Teacher: solve the problem

Teacher: solve the problem sin x=6n
Balakrishna: cancel two n's in both sides
Teacher: !!!!!!!!!!

Balaya: Arey nee mobile lo time 11pm

Balaya: Arey nee mobile lo time 11pm ani pettuko ra..
Ntr: Enduku Babai...?
Balaya: Naku night balance undi ra phone chestanu..

Jr NTR : Babai water nundi current enduku teestharu..

Jr Ntr: Babai water nundi current enduku teestharu...?
Balaya: Aala tiyakapothe manamu snanam chesetapudu shock kodatadi kadara...

Balaya and Director

Director : U have 2 jump in 2 swimming pool 4m 100th floor
Balayya : i dont know swimming
Director : Dont worry there is no water in pool.
Balayya : Aithe ...keka puttishaaa

Balayya(Begger): amma talli dharmam cheyamma

Balayya(Begger): amma talli dharmam cheyamma nenu mugavadni matladalenu.

Lady: pakka intlo poyi adugu naku chevudu em vinapadadhu

Jr Ntr: Babai nuvu evari kanna i Love you ani cheppava...?

Jr Ntr: Babai nuvu evari kanna i Love you ani cheppava...? 

Balaya: cheppanu Kani i 2 love you antundi ra aa rendo vadevado ardham kavatam ledu...

Balaya & Ntr walking on d road.They saw 1000rs note on d road.
Ntr: babay manam fifty fifty teesukundam..?
Balaya: mari migilina 900 em cheddam ra..

Congrats sir me intlo mahalakshmilanti kuthuru putindi

Nurse: Congrats sir me intlo mahalakshmilanti kuthuru putindi .....

Balaya: Are yem technology, wife hospital lo unite Kuthuru intlo ela putindi..........????

Balayya writing B.Tech exams with other actors

Balayya writing BTech exams with other actors,and their dialogues
about putting slips and copying

BALAKRISHNA: Kumaraswamy, Gopalaswamy, Nagendraswamy ila muggurru
slippulu petti dorikipothe, eesari slip pettevaadu kaani,
dorikevaadu kakudadani mokki mari pettadu ra maa nanna slipswamy ani....

CHIRU : Nuvvu 3 slips pettu, maro mugguriki 3 slips pettamani
cheppu.


MAHESH BABU: Yenni slips pettaamani kaadhu annayya, Question
diginda leda.


SAI KUMAR: Kanipinche ee 3 papers, Question paper, Main paper,
Additional paper aithe, Kanipinchani aa 4 va paper era Slipppuu
aaaa.


VENKATESH: any exam, any center, single slip, ganesh haaaaa.

RAVI TEJA: Oi...! Ee school ki entho mandi lecturers vastu untaru
potu untaru, kaani chanti gaadu localllllll. Tiyandi ra slippulu.


JR NTR: Ee college lo modata slip pettindi ma taata. Dorikindi ma
taata.
vatitho meerenti sir nannu peekedi.

PAWAN KALYAN : akkada oka china paper undi anta, adi memu chusam
anta, ha.Main sheet, paper lo ni bhagame. Slip, paper lo ni
bhagame. Main sheet chuste kopam raledu, Slip chuste kopam
vachindi. Enduku ani nennu prasnistunanu anteeeee


RAMCHARAN TEJA: Questions ekkuva aina paravaledu lecturer, slip lu
takkuva kaakunda choosuko.

Ballaya to shopkeeper

Ballaya to shopkeeper: oka 8th class book ivvandi

shopkeeper:stock ledu

ballaya:aithe rendu 4th class books ivvandi repu exam undi naku

Sardhar&Ballyya walking on road

1s Sardhar&Ballyya walking on road, de found Rs.1000/-. 
Sardhar said we'll share 50-50, den ballayya asked him what about remaining Rs.900/- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Balayya:high volatage problem TV poyindi,

Balayya:high volatage problem TV poyindi,AC,Frdg ani poyayi,
jr.ntr:VGuard stabilser leda babai?
Balayya:my gudluck adi ledu unte adi kuda poyundedhi

Heros are writing exams

Heros r writing exam
in exam evry on asked to write their flop film names
all are writing

suddenly heared a voice sir additional sheet please
inkevaru mana baalayyeee

ee joke chaalaa madniki telusu anukuntaa ippudu kotthadi


all heros writing exam
in exam evry on asked to write their HIT film names
all are writing

then some one shouted

"nooooo this is out of syllabus " evaro ardhamyyindi anukuntaaa

Balayya unexpectedly Falls

Balayya unexpectedly falls into a sea because of some whirlpool... and he sees a fish in it, he suddenly picks up the fish and throws it on to the shore and says... "NENU ELAGO CHACCHIPOTHUNNA... KANEESAM NUVVAINA BRATHUKU"
then jr.ntr from shore..
Jr.NTR- baabai nuvuu devudivi baabaai... (kalla neellato..)

Jr.Ntr:Babai eddo kotha college kaduthunavanta

Jr.Ntr:  Babai eddo kotha college kaduthunavanta...?
College name enti Babai..?
Bal Krishna: " BALAYYA MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGIEERING"

Balayya, Harikrishna and Friend Joke

A friend of Balayya asks him a question:
Friend: khali kadupuna(empty stomach) nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu?
Balayya: 6
Friend: kaadu nuvvu okkati kante ekkuva tinalevu....
Balayya: Ala ela autundi.. sare naaku prove chesi chupinchu. ani antadu..
Friend: ok.. nuvvu okka idli thinna ventane.. adi khali kadupu avvadu kada???
Balayya: abba super joke cheppav ra.. maa annayyani kuda aduguthanu.. ani akkadi nundi vellipothadu...

Balayya goes to his brother Harikrishna & asks him the same question:

Balayya: Annayya. khali kadupuna nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu..
Harikrishna: 10
Balayya: Cha 6 ani cheppi unte neekoka super joke cheppevadini...