Sardar and Lottery Joke

Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores.

Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back.

Hhahahahhahaah.....

Sardar and Micrsoft Office joke

Interviewer: Do you know Microsoft Office?
Sardar: No, but I can find it if you give full office address...

Hahahahahahh.............

Sardar Interview Joke

Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to   stop it!!

Hahahahahaha.........

Sardar declaration to media joke..

A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too"

Haahahahhhhhhhhh.....

Sardar and Teacher joke

Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773

Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died..

Sardar and Bus Conductor Joke

Bus Conductor: Ticket, Ticket

Sardar: Give two tickets

Conductor: Why two?

Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there

Conductor: What if you lose both ?

Sardar: No problem, I have pass...

hahahahah keep smiling..

Balakrishna and J ntr Mobile Joke

J ntr: Babai naku oka msg vachindhi ventene na mobile switch off aypoindhi.
BK:  Emiti aa message
Jntr: Low battery ani vachindhi
BK: Amazing naaku kooda a message forward chey..

Above Joke in English..

J ntr:: Uncle I got one message on my mobile and my mobile is switched off..
BK : What is that message ?
Jntr : message is Low battery..
BK: Amazing can you forward that message to me.  

Balakrishna and Others Jon and Butler..

Indian( Balakrishna),  USA(Jon),  Russia(Butler)  are traveling in Aeroplane.

Jon::  We are very great because we landed first on Moon.
Butler:: We are great because we landed first on Venus.
Balakrishna:: We are very great because we first landed on Sun.
Jon & Butler:: How is it possible? it's very hot na!

Balakrishna ::  Pora yadava we landed at night time ra...........

Balakrishna Chess Joke

Jr Ntr: Babhai ra Chess Adukundam.
Balayya: Agara sport shoes veskoni vasta

hahahahahaha


Above Joke in English...

Jr Ntr : Uncle come will play Chess..
Balayya:: Wait reee Let me wear Sport shoes..

hahhahahahaha...