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Monday, December 8, 2014

Sardar and Lottery Joke


Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores.

Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back
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Hhahahahhahaah.....


Sardar and Micrsoft Office joke


Interviewer: Do you know Microsoft Office?
Sardar: No, but I can find it if you give full office address...


Hahahahahahh.............


Sunday, December 7, 2014

Sardar Interview Joke


Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to   stop it!!


Hahahahahaha.........


Friday, December 5, 2014

Sardar declaration to media joke..

A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too"

Haahahahhhhhhhhh.....

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Sardar and Teacher joke


Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773

Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died..



Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Sardar and Bus Conductor Joke

Bus Conductor: Ticket, Ticket

Sardar: Give two tickets

Conductor: Why two?

Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there

Conductor: What if you lose both ?

Sardar: No problem, I have pass...

hahahahah keep smiling..